Lying in a pile

I've always wanted to lie in a pile of animals. To wriggle, squidge and roll with them would make me truly happy. The preferred animals are soft and plump (ie. have some meat on them). Think elephant seal, not goldfish.

Elephant seals sloughing off their coats for spring. They lie in piles to conserve energy. I asked the local guide if he thought I could lie in a pile with them. Definitely not. They would rip me to shreds.